Age has it's advantages
A young vice president of a bank had embezzled$200,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he could conceal his crime. What's more, when he told the sad tale to his wife, she packed her bags and left him.
Totally despondent, the young man headed for the nearest bridge and prepared to throw himself into the river. Just as he was about to leap off, a hideous old hag ran up to him, shouting for him to stop.
''You don't understand,'' explained the banker, and told her about his predicament.
''Ha-ha,'' chortled the hag. ''Why, that's nothing. It just so happens that I'm a witch, and I can solve all your problems ''The witch seemed to concentrate, made some mystic signs and uttered a series of bizarre phrases.
''There you are,'' she said triumphantly. ''Not only is the money returned, but there's another $ 200, 000 in your safe deposit box And your wife is back at home and the whole matter has been erased from her memory. ''
''My God, can this really be true?'' exclaimed the man.
''Of course,'' replied the hag. ''But if you want to keep it true, you must do one thing. You must take me to a hotel and screw my brains out. ''
The man gulped, for the old woman was truly hideous, and smelt horrible as well. But seeing no alternative, he did as she requested, and holding his nose and averting his eyes, performed his duty manfully all night.
In the morning, as he was getting dressed, the repulsive crone turned to him and said, ''Sonny, how old are you anyway?''
''Thirty-three,'' replied the executive.
''And don't you think you're a little bit old to believe in witches?''